lolOldEnglishTranslationofNames (AKATSUKI ADDED)yeah someone told me about what Naruto and Sasuke's names were going to be before they aired naruto on CN. I came up with a shit load of other ones because it make me lol like nothing before. xD
I'm open to suggestions btw. I'm bad at names and shit. I just thought of ones that CN/Viz Media would probably use because they suck dick. D:Naruto = Nathan
Sasuke = Sean (because sean is an emo name...)
Sakura = Samantha (idk rly)
Kakashi = Kevin (LOLOL)
Gai = Guy (because it's already spelled like that >.>; )
Lee = Leeroy Jenkins (LOLOLOL)
Neji = Nelson "Mandela" (LOLOLOLOL)
Tenten = Tenten (no one likes her anyway D: )
Kurenai = Katheleen or Katherine
Kiba = Keitner (this is the name of a friend of mine lol...he acts like Kiba >.>
Hinata = Hannah (that was a big duh...)
Shino = Agent Smith (ty Inari!!)
Asuma = Andrew
Shikamaru = Stan (someone sed this name lol...)
Ino = Erika (SLUT)
Choji = Charlie
Gaara = Greg the Evil Racoon Dog (sounds like a children's show villian...LOLOL)
Temari = Tonya
Kankuro = Keith
Help me come up with names for these guys!!
Pein = Pain (they'd let him keep his nickname)
Itachi
Deidara
Kisame
Zetsu
Konan
Sasori
Tobi
Hidan
Kakuzu
Orochimaru
lolihavenolife!!!
have a good laugh....lawl
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Cool Beans! X3
I can't picture Gaara as a Greg.
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My japanese name is 山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).
Hannah works nicely. ^.^
I don't know about Tiffany though...it doesn't fit her strong demeanor.
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Lets go destroy the present
Since the day we promised
It would still make it on time
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